Post by Admin on Dec 11, 2019 18:22:06 GMT
Celine Dion prefers performing with a wired microphone. I’m sure there’s a technical reason for this but also, when she’s using a wired mic, she can swing it around like a lasso and do the mic drop move from one hand to the other and, sometimes, hold the microphone in one hand like it’s a guitar and belt with the other hand like she’s shredding. This is hilariously stupid-looking and corny but she doesn’t give a sh-t and neither did anyone in the arena last night because nobody has ever required Celine Dion to be the cool one.
What makes her so cool is that she has always been not cool. Almost every time she spoke last night a dad joke came out of her mouth. When she wasn’t telling dad jokes she was singing so perfectly it sounded like it was a record. When she wasn’t singing perfectly she was fist-pumping and gesticulating wildly with her arms like it was a fight scene in a movie with the facial expressions to match, set to the soundtrack of almost 30 songs that we all know the words to. They just kept and coming and coming, the songs, the feelings, more songs, and more feelings. At one point I was so overwhelmed with all her feelings that they became my feelings and I briefly considered running toward the exit, an unworthy vessel for, pretty much, all the emotions in the world.
But then, of course, she’d do something crazy to break the moment, and bring me right back. That’s the full power of her feelings wizardry. She understands how to calibrate the intensity of the feelings, sometimes with a water break.
Yes, after an hour of singing love, non-stop, even Celine Dion needs a sip of water. But instead of just taking a sip of water, she had to be dramatic about it and ask the audience if we would mind if she took a sip of water.
What makes her so cool is that she has always been not cool. Almost every time she spoke last night a dad joke came out of her mouth. When she wasn’t telling dad jokes she was singing so perfectly it sounded like it was a record. When she wasn’t singing perfectly she was fist-pumping and gesticulating wildly with her arms like it was a fight scene in a movie with the facial expressions to match, set to the soundtrack of almost 30 songs that we all know the words to. They just kept and coming and coming, the songs, the feelings, more songs, and more feelings. At one point I was so overwhelmed with all her feelings that they became my feelings and I briefly considered running toward the exit, an unworthy vessel for, pretty much, all the emotions in the world.
But then, of course, she’d do something crazy to break the moment, and bring me right back. That’s the full power of her feelings wizardry. She understands how to calibrate the intensity of the feelings, sometimes with a water break.
Yes, after an hour of singing love, non-stop, even Celine Dion needs a sip of water. But instead of just taking a sip of water, she had to be dramatic about it and ask the audience if we would mind if she took a sip of water.