Lindsay Lohan: People Are Too Mean Towards Donald Trump

Lindsay Lohan, a refugee from the aughts now just trying to make an honest way in the world, has confirmed that she is, in fact, dating a 22-year-old Russian heir named Egor Tarabasov, a romance we just heard rumor of yesterday. In an interview with The Sun, brought to our attention by people.com, Lohan says that she and Tarabasov have “been together for about seven months. He is a great guy. I met him in the summer. I'm really happy.” So that’s nice. Good for Lindsay Lohan and her young Egor.

But also contained in this interview is something far more urgent and mysterious. Not a confirmation of something, but a suggestion, a rumor whispered from the mouth of one of its subjects. You see, Lindsay Lohan says she was once sorta propositioned by One Direction heartthrob Harry Styles, and that she said no.



Lohan told the paper that she was in her hotel room late one night and there was a rap-rap-rapping upon the door. She put on her nightcap, grabbed the bedside candle, and tip-toed to the door. When she opened it, there was a young man, in a suit. “I didn't know it was him,” Lohan says. “He was in a suit. I said, 'Well, you're very good-looking [Ed. note: this, at least, we can confirm]—can I help you?’ That was it.”